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Why would this happen?
Scientists have often wondered why pages cannot be found or simply do not even exist in the first place. There are a handful of theories on this matter:

  • Online Piracy - When people "steal" digital media off of the internet it forces major cutbacks. This means websites can only afford to maintain half of their content on the internet.

  • Obesity - When a person visits a website they use a portion of that websites available bandwidth. When an overweight person visits a website they have to use twice as much bandwidth. Sites unprepared for large amounts of heavy users can end up crashing.

  • Terrorism - Terrorists are very bad at designing websites. They often forget to update their hyper links and search engine listings. Their priorities are more focused on blowing things up rather then fixing them.

  • Union Workers - It takes three union employed web developers to create a web page. One to design it and two more to watch the first one do it. If work conditions are not up to par with royalty level accommodations the developers will go on strike and production on the web page will come to a halt.